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You have made one (1) mistake. Turn to page 154 to learn from it, or turn to page 302 to instantly start fantasizing about aliens ending it all.

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July 7th, 2025

July 7th, 2025: FUN FACT: you can tell a gun from a spacegun by carefully observing their "bang bang" / "pew pew" dichotomy.

TONIGHT at The Beguiling: it's a FANTASTIC FOUR #1 signing! I'll be there from 4-6 and hopefully I will see YOU there too! And then on Saturday it's a FANTASTIC FOUR #1 signing in Clearwater Florida when I come to Emerald City Comics!

– Ryan

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Artificial Gravity

https://xkcd.com/3111/

Low gravity can cause bone loss, so we're pleased to report that, since we initiated capsule motion, the number of bones in each crew member has been steadily increasing.

https://xkcd.com/3111/

can you truly call yourself a fan of a genre if you haven't read every single instance of it across

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fortunately there's just so many different ways that two enemy dudes can go back in time and fall in love with each other while knocking around Pangaea

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July 4th, 2025

July 4th, 2025: For Canada Day I ate hot dogs and one (1) hamburger at a pool party and, at one point, even went into the basement to sit on a reclining chair and watch baseball with the dads! Dads love to watch baseball in the basement during social gatherings and I was invited into their circle!!

– Ryan

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Global Ranking

https://xkcd.com/3110/

Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.

https://xkcd.com/3110/

this is not my first rodeo! i learned a lot at it though and i'm applying that knowledge now!

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ah, the ocean. what more is there to say about the ocean? turns out plenty, but: not by me

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July 2nd, 2025

July 2nd, 2025: There are many facts to learn about the ocean! AND YOU CAN DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE

– Ryan

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Rebuilding journal search again

We're having to rebuild the search server again (previously, previously). It will take a few days to reindex all the content.

Meanwhile search services should be running, but probably returning no results or incomplete results for most queries.

Dehumidifier

https://xkcd.com/3109/

It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.

https://xkcd.com/3109/

it's a great poem to memorize because of it's AABA/BBCB structure: the third line of each verse give

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does said horse give his harness bells a shake to ask if there is some mistake? BABY, YOU KNOW HE DOES!! is the only other sound the sweep of easy wind and downy flake? HELL YEAH IT IS, BROTHER! HELL YEAH IT IS!! are the woods lovely dark and deep but SOMEONE'S got promises to keep, and miles to go before they sleep, and miles to go before they sleep? REJOICE, FRIENDO - FOR I COME WITH GLAD TIDINGS!!

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June 30th, 2025

June 30th, 2025: Today's comic was inspired by Robert "the Bobster" Frost! To answer your question, I have NOT researched his nickname and do not intend to.

– Ryan

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"thanks but i'm too [x] for criticism right now" is SUCH the perfect response to any criticism, especially when you replace [x] with "attractive", that i hesitate to release it into the wild. but i'm too attractive for any criticism right now

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June 25th, 2025

June 25th, 2025: Today unless something goes REALLY poorly, I'm back from the Netherlands! I presume it was pretty great, but only Future Me knows for sure!!

– Ryan

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Farads

https://xkcd.com/3106/

'This HAZMAT container contains radioactive material with activity of one becquerel.' 'So, like, a single banana slice?'

https://xkcd.com/3106/

you might think that orange juice cereal thing is not that bad, but alas: you have never been more w

Artificial Gravity

can you truly call yourself a fan of a genre if you haven't read every single instance of it across

Global Ranking

this is not my first rodeo! i learned a lot at it though and i'm applying that knowledge now!

Rebuilding journal search again

Dehumidifier

it's a great poem to memorize because of it's AABA/BBCB structure: the third line of each verse give

Laser Danger

Weather Balloons

this comic inspired by: paint. what happened was, i did a paint

Farads